DID YOU PLUG THE HOLE WITH A BLUE DRESS YET, DADDY?
June 2, 2010

Oil is spewing from beneath a British Petroleum oil rig into the Gulf of Mexico at a rate of about 1 million gallons a day. There's no end in sight -- although White House officials have made it clear their goal is to stop the leak before the midterm elections in November.

Obama now spends at least half of every day answering pointed, increasingly aggressive questions about the oil spill, most of them from his daughter Malia.

The president finally went down to take a look at the oil disaster last week –- which is weird because I didn't even know there were golf courses near the Gulf. To show his concern, Obama is thinking about returning some of the nearly $1 million the oil industry donated to his campaign.

Ha, ha -- just kidding. He's not returning any oil money. But the situation has gotten so urgent that Obama did take time off from his golf game to praise the Phoenix Suns for protesting Arizona’s new immigration law.

He really did endorse the Phoenix Suns, which -- like most of his endorsements -- has resulted in their being eliminated by the Los Angeles Lakers over the weekend. (Did I dream this, or was it just yesterday that President Obama was congratulating Al and Tipper Gore on their long and happy marriage?)

The media have been crowing that Republicans will lose the Hispanic vote forever if they support enforcing laws against illegal immigration, such as the Arizona law. To great fanfare, a poll was released last week showing that 67 percent of Hispanics oppose the Arizona law.

The headline on that poll should have been: "One-Third of Hispanics Support Arizona Immigration Law Despite Frantic Media Campaign to Convince Them It’s a Racist Plot Against Hispanics."

Incidentally, 67 percent of Hispanics also vote Democrat. The exact same percentage of Hispanics who oppose the Arizona law voted for Obama over John McCain -- who was championing amnesty for illegals.

Suck up to Hispanics with insane amnesty proposals; get one out of three Hispanic voters. Do the right thing and defend the country's borders; get one out of three Hispanic voters. ... Promise to make every Tuesday "Ladies' Night"; get one out of three Hispanic voters. Offer them a choice between "Extra Crispy" and "Original Recipe"; get one out of three Hispanic voters.

Indeed, according to a new Quinnipiac University poll released on Tuesday, only 52 percent of Hispanics oppose the law, while 37 percent support it. In other words, more Hispanics support the Arizona law (37 percent) than voted for John McCain (31 percent) -– which is the strongest argument for amnesty I've heard in my entire life.

Overall, 66 percent of voters support enforcing the border before discussing amnesty. A plurality -- 48 percent to 35 percent -- would like their own states to pass a law just like Arizona's, despite the strong likelihood that the mainstream media will accuse them of being Nazi police states.

The New York Times' Linda Greenhouse recently compared the Arizona law to Hitler's policies toward the Jews. You remember how Jews were constantly sneaking across the border into Nazi Germany?

Finally, in keeping with the White House tradition of only releasing really good news on the Friday afternoon before the Memorial Day weekend, last Friday the White House announced that no one in the administration offered Rep. Joe Sestak a job to drop out of the Senate primary against Arlen Specter, despite Sestak's claims to the contrary.

After a 10-week investigation, the Obama White House concluded that Bill Clinton, acting on his own, offered Sestak a nonpaying, advisory job with the administration.

It sounds like something Bill would tell Hillary after sneaking back into the house in the wee hours of the morning. "Honest, honey, I wasn't out with a tawdry cocktail waitress. I was offering some guy I barely know a job at the Obama White House."

So yeah, I know it sounds fishy, but if Bill Clinton says this is how it happened, that's good enough for me. Why, Clinton hasn't lied under oath in front of a federal grand jury for more than a decade.

Incidentally, why do so many Bill Clinton stories end with the words "nothing improper happened"? As I recall, the definition of "proper" gets pretty elastic when you're talking about Bill Clinton.

It's too bad Sestak turned down the offer, because if he had said yes, Obama could claim to have created at least one job, albeit unpaid.

I have mixed feelings about Obama trying to get Sestak out of the way in order to help Arlen Specter. As far as I'm concerned, the only good thing Obama has done so far is to endorse Specter, thus ensuring his defeat.

Maybe Obama should endorse oil spills.

COPYRIGHT 2010 ANN COULTER

Glad to see out of all the activity on the forum, our "Conservative Club" is the only one staying alive ;)

Good article - some good points with "on target" humor.

Excuse me, Tarzan was aaaa THe MOST MORON on this forum. no dialect, no discussion... only.... that *** that he got out of the internet... WTF

where is that dude ..... i don't name the names 

article is so-so. Worth the few minutes it takes to read. 

But definition of "brilliant" has been loosened by the liberal establishment.  Conservatives, don't fall for it! :)

Evgeny are you on drugs?  You seem to have a hard time typing a coherent statement.

No II, I am fine. I don't take any drugs even if I'd get a cold, which I hadn't had in a couple of years now. I also have given up from coffee and cigarets, and I feel wonderful. I moved out of Atlanta too.

It is sad to see this website dying, and the only thing I see it reviving is to have someone posting some outrageous posts (just like saying something outrageous and delirious on the radio… like Michael Savage does). That's all there is to it.

This website is used to be alive, and now I see almost nothing. Sad. But maybe that 's how it should be going.

Tarzan, I owe you one. Sorry dude. You know I am a clown. Smile! :)

OK. Just say something nice about Ann Coulter and we'll call it even... 

Well, I think you are forgetting who she is...

She is not a columnist, politician, or someone who is trying to be impartial or balanced. She is open about being controversial, pushing her right-wing viewpoints and demonizing liberals, feminists, Democratic Party members and policies, environmentalists and Muslims. In my view (and this is where you and I disagree) she does it in smart, witty, and funny way and I love her for it!  BTW, when I want fair and balanced, I watch FOX or listen to Egor. 

Ok, Anton. I see u are here viewing posts. Good to see you man!

Just one wrong 'bukva' in my post here and make some fun of it, please. I waited for Tarzan to do that, but he either is ignoring this on purpose or he hasn't noticed that.

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Just want to add a little... Now Anton is off viewing the forum. Didn't write anything.

Seriously, what do I have to do to bring people here?

Oh, Tarzan… Looks like it's just you and me here. Sad… Ok, I guess. Let's just focus on this article of her that you posted. Forget who she is portrayed in the media, which she is a part of, as I said before. 

"liberals, feminists, Democratic Party members"… are half of US, Tarzan. Do you hate that half, my soviet-born comrade? It is America. They existed that way long before you and I came here. What's wrong with that? The liberals… I mean… You know, you and I might never end up here, in America, had it not from those liberals in the old days, like the 70s.

what is it to be a right-wing one and claim that you are right in your argument. Can you be left-wing and still love this country? I do honestly think that you can, because when you love your country you do critise it even harder to make it even better.

Tarzan, as conservative as you are (and I respect you for that), but let's not forget that she, Annya Coulrer, supported McCain in the end, who she hated venomously, and whose legacy at the end is his "clown politic" life, and that is Sarah Palin … he has created her! And she she won't go back in the box. where does it come exactly from someone to be impartial and/or balanced?

Evgeny:

Oh, Tarzan… Looks like it's just you and me here. Sad… Ok, I guess. Let's just focus on this article of her that you posted. Forget who she is portrayed in the media, which she is a part of, as I said before. 

"liberals, feminists, Democratic Party members"… are half of US, Tarzan. Do you hate that half, my soviet-born comrade? It is America. They existed that way long before you and I came here. What's wrong with that? The liberals… I mean… You know, you and I might never end up here, in America, had it not from those liberals in the old days, like the 70s.

what is it to be a right-wing one and claim that you are right in your argument. Can you be left-wing and still love this country? I do honestly think that you can, because when you love your country you do critise it even harder to make it even better.

Tarzan, as conservative as you are (and I respect you for that), but let's not forget that she, Annya Coulrer, supported McCain in the end, who she hated venomously, and whose legacy at the end is his "clown politic" life, and that is Sarah Palin … he has created her! And she she won't go back in the box. where does it come exactly from someone to be impartial and/or balanced?

Hate is very strong word. There are some people out there that I don't agree with, don't like, or don't have much respect for, but I would not use word hate. Liberals were the ones who hated GWB and Chaney. Now as far as love for our country goes, I think conservatives and liberals have different ways of showing their love. And in my opinion liberals showing their love by ... literally making it with the whole country.

But seriously, there are some Democrats who love this country and I respect them for it even though I disagree with some of their views and methods. But enough about me - Ann Coulter is always fun to read and listen (even though sometimes she goes too far) unlike CNN, MSNBC, and others...

You right - it looks like it's only you and I here... BTW, I voted for McCain, even though I did not like him, as a way to vote against "MMM MMM MMM" Berry Hussein Obama.