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Last post 11-26-2007, 1:20 PM by James Bond. 21 replies.
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  •  11-14-2007, 11:35 PM 182648

    blow-up dolls

    For a special request from Sappho )

     If there's something worth of touching, it's a doll with brand Versachy~

    (was it Versarchery?.. ) we have blown-up dolls as an object of intelligent jokes. Well and James's jokes too ) (cause I aknowledge him as a Bener-futurama type character :) )

    Let's put a question, cause formaly conversation has no reason to start yet... ) it's rainy outsiede..

    So.. did anyone ever think of buying those blow-up dolls? What did you want to do with them? )

    I remember back in the 8'th grade in Ukraine it was a lovely time of freedom, you know, when all those prohibited things are allowed in consciousness.. so we've been talking of these dolls with guys and god it was good. All those good prohibited things excluding drugs. ) oh, so we have one more question, which i better for a kid - drugs or blow-up dolls )



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  •  11-15-2007, 8:50 AM 182651 in reply to 182648

    Re: blow-up dolls

    I had to look up Bender on Wiki, and it turns out he's an "alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gambler".  I can't take credit where it's not due, so just for the record, I don't smoke.

    Anyhow, I saw a blow up doll in a sex store once.  It was behind closed glass - as if it were so valuable that it needed protecting (or maybe it was to keep her from running away?).  Anyway, it looked so ridiculous.  There is no way I could actually get excited over this cartoonish plastic doll with a big hole where a mouth should be.  lol  Even a classy doll with a versace logo would not win my sexual favors.  The other thing I have seen in the sex stores that I find very amusing are the exact replica's of a porn star's private parts.  She's got her picture on the box, and it's marketed like a 'genuine authentic vagina of Tracy Lee' - like I can buy her and take her home in a plastic box.  Well, just that part of her anyway.  Again, I found that to be ridiculous. 

    That said, blow up dolls are better than drugs.  And there must be a market for it somewhere....

     


    "Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."

  •  11-16-2007, 10:49 AM 182711 in reply to 182648

    Re: blow-up dolls

    green_minstrey:

    So.. did anyone ever think of buying those blow-up dolls? What did you want to do with them? )

     Have an intelligent conversation perhaps? Wink


  •  11-16-2007, 11:27 AM 182712 in reply to 182711

    Re: blow-up dolls

    http://www.russianatlanta.net/forums/thread/9970.aspx
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  •  11-16-2007, 11:42 AM 182714 in reply to 182712

    Re: blow-up dolls

    geez...it's cheaper to buy the real thing than a freakin japanese robot.

     


    "Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."

  •  11-16-2007, 2:43 PM 182730 in reply to 182714

    Re: blow-up dolls

    not if you had complexchildhood&manhood.. )

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  •  11-19-2007, 3:29 AM 182768 in reply to 182730

    Re: blow-up dolls

    Thanks for the special subject, but it looks like it's been discussed here before. However, some questions are still not answered:

    1) Is a man who admits to using a plastic doll automatically a loser, or is it simply that his fantasies are not satisfied by women alone?

    2) How many of you have fantasized about the doll?

    3) How many of you have actually used one?

     


    "Some say the Muses are nine: how careless! Look, there's Sappho too, from Lesbos, the tenth." Plato
  •  11-19-2007, 11:52 AM 182780 in reply to 182768

    Re: blow-up dolls

    And some questions for you:

    1.  do women feel threatened by men replacing them with plastic dolls?

    2.  Is it cheating if a boyfriend or husband has sex with a doll behind your back?

    3.  Do women develop an emotional attachment to vibrators?

    4.  If a woman is OK with a man having a plastic doll, is it ok if they go shopping for doll lingerie together?

    lol

     

     


    "Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."

  •  11-19-2007, 11:56 AM 182781 in reply to 182768

    Re: blow-up dolls

    #1   Absolutely, yes...  a man who admits to having sex with a plastic doll is not only a loser, but a perv.   Check your in-brain visual on this one and picture the "deed' in your mind...  What do YOU see?????    sicko

     

    #2  Never... Why would a man fantasize about the doll when the real woman is sooooo much more fun? 

     

    #3 See answer #2    Only time I ever saw one of those kinda up close and personal like, some guy was driving down the interstate with a blow up doll in his passenger seat as a joke...(I think it was a joke anyway...)  :  )


    Make each day count to improve yourself and those around you
  •  11-19-2007, 11:58 AM 182782 in reply to 182780

    Re: blow-up dolls

    I think a man is only cheating with the doll if he names it...  Like Dolly or something   to me... THAT'S CHEATING.  :  )
    Make each day count to improve yourself and those around you
  •  11-19-2007, 2:41 PM 182785 in reply to 182782

    Re: blow-up dolls

    Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90.

    So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing.

    When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other "How was it?" The other one says "I think she was dead, she just layed there, how was yours?"

    "I think mine was a witch."

    "A witch"?

    "Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window."


    "Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."

  •  11-19-2007, 10:01 PM 182791 in reply to 182785

    Re: blow-up dolls

    haha! that was funny James! ) Hey, this kind of humor suits you much better! o_0



    music of meah
  •  11-20-2007, 1:22 PM 182820 in reply to 182780

    Re: blow-up dolls

    James Bond:

    And some questions for you:

    1.  do women feel threatened by men replacing them with plastic dolls?

    2.  Is it cheating if a boyfriend or husband has sex with a doll behind your back?

    3.  Do women develop an emotional attachment to vibrators?

    4.  If a woman is OK with a man having a plastic doll, is it ok if they go shopping for doll lingerie together?

     

    I can't answer for all women, but for me: 1) no, 2) loser, 3) no, 4) losers. 


    "Some say the Muses are nine: how careless! Look, there's Sappho too, from Lesbos, the tenth." Plato
  •  11-20-2007, 1:23 PM 182821 in reply to 182785

    Re: blow-up dolls

    :) Thanks for the joke, James Bond.

    "Some say the Muses are nine: how careless! Look, there's Sappho too, from Lesbos, the tenth." Plato
  •  11-20-2007, 8:18 PM 182831 in reply to 182821

    Re: blow-up dolls

    Sappho, why do you think people call each other loosers? what is their motivation? )



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